JOSEPH'S RETURN

 

JOSEPH

How dame, how! undo your door, undo!
Are you at home? Why speak ye not!

SUSANNA

Who is there? why cry ye so?
Tell us your errand, will you not?

JOSEPH

Undo your door, I say you to!                                   5
For to come in is all my thought!

MARIA

It is my spouse that speaketh us to.
Undo the door! His will should be wrought.

Welcome home my husband dear!
How have ye fared in a far country?                             10

JOSEPH

To get our living, without fear,
I have sore laboured for thee and me.

MARIA

Husband, right graciously now come be ye!
It solaces me sore, truly, to see you in sight.

JOSEPH

I marvel wife, surely, your face I cannot see                   15
But as the sun with his beams, when he is most bright.

MARIA

Husband it is as it pleases our lord, that grace of him grew.
Whoever beholds me verily
They shall be greatly stirred to virtue.
For this gift and many more, good lord gramercy.                20

JOSEPH

How hast thou fared, gentle maid,
While I have been out of the land?

MARIA

Surely, sir, be not dismayed,
Right after the will of God's ordinance.

JOSEPH

That seems evil, I am afraid!                                   25
Thy womb too high doth stand!
I dread me sore I am betrayed--
Some other man had thee in hand
Hence since I went.
Thy womb is great, it begins to rise!                           30
Then thou hast begun a sinful game.
Tell me now in what ways
Thou hast thyself thus shent?

Oh, dame, what meaneth this?
With child thou begin right great to go!                        35
Say, Mary, this child's father who is?
I pray thee tell me and that anon.

MARIA

The father of heaven and you, it is.
Other father hath he none.
I did never forfeit with man iwis.                              40
Wherefore, I pray you, amend your moan.
This child is God's and yours.

JOSEPH

God's child! Thou lyest in faith!
God did never jape so with a maid
And I came never there, I dare well say                         45
Yet so near thy bower!
But yet I say, Mary, whose child is this?

MARIA

God's and yours, I say iwis.

JOSEPH

Ya! ya! all old men to me take tent
And wed no wife, in nothing wise                                50
That is a young wench, by my assent.
For doubt and dread and such service,
Alas, alas, my name is shent.
All men may me now despise
And call old cuckold! Thy bow is bent                           55
Newly now after the French guise.
Alas and wellaway!
Alas, dame, why didest thou so
For this sin that thou hast done.
I thee forsake and from thee go                                 60
For once ever and aye.

MARIA

Alas, good spouse, why say ye thus?
Alas, dear husband, amend your mood!
It is no man, but sweet Jesus!
He will be clad in flesh and blood                              65
And of your wife be born.

SEPHOR

For sooth the angel thus said he
That God's son in Trinity
For man's sake a man would be
To save that is forlorn.                                        70

JOSEPH

An angel! alas, alas, fie, for shame!
Ye sin now in what ye say
To put an angel in so great blame!
Alas! alas! let be! do way!
It was some boy began this game                                 75
That clothed was, clean and gay,
And ye give him now an angel's name!
Alas! alas! and welaway
That ever this game betide.
Ah, dame, what thought had you?                                 80
Here may all men know this proverb true
That many a man doth beat the bow
Another man has the bird!

MARIA

Ah gracious God, in heaven's throne 
Comfort my spouse in this hard case!                            85
Merciful God, amend his moan
Since I did never so great trespass.

JOSEPH

Lo! Lo, sirrahs! What told I you?
That it was not for my profit
A wife to take me to                                            90
And that is well seen now!
For Mary, I make God a vow, is great with child, lo!
Alas why is it so?
To the bishop I will it tell                                    95
That he the law may her do
With stones her to kill!

Nay! nay! yet God forbid
That I should do that vengeful deed!
But if I just knew why.                                         100
I lay never with her. So God me speed,
Took anything in word or deed
That touched villainy.
Nevertheless, tell me why?
Though she be meek and mild                                     105
Without man's company
She might not be with child.

But I am sure, mine was it never!
Though she has not done as she swore
Rather than I should complain openly                            110
Certainly, yet, had I rather
Forsake the country forever
And never come into her company.
For if men knew this villainy
In reproof they would me hold.                                  115
And yet better than I,
Yea, have been made cuckold.

Now, alas, whither shall I go?
I know neither whither nor to what place.
For often time sorrow cometh soon                               120
And long it is before it pace.
No comfort may I have here.
Iwis, wife, thou did me wrong.
Alas! I tarried from thee too long
All men have pity on me among                                   125
For to my sorrow is no cheer.

MARIA

God that in my body art seized
Thou knowest my husband is displeased
To see me in this plight.
For lack of knowledge he is diseased,                           130
And therefore, help, that he were eased
That he might know thee full perfect
For I had rather abide in respite
To keep thy son in privacy
Granted by the Holy Spirit                                      135
Than that it should be opened by me.

DEUS

Descend I say, my angel,
Unto Joseph for to tell
Such as my will is.
Bid him with Mary abide and dwell                               140
For it is my son, know full well
That she is with, iwis.

ANGELUS 

Almighty God of bliss,
I am ready for to wend
Whither as thy will is                                          145
To go both far and wide.

Joseph, Joseph, thou weepest shrill!
From thy wife why comest thou out?

JOSEPH

Good sir let me weep my fill
Go forth thy way and plague me not.                             150

ANGELUS 

In thy weeping thout dost right ill!
Against God's will thou hast mis-wrought.
Go cheer thy wife, with hearty will
And change thy cheer, amend thy thought!
She is a full clean may                                         155
I tell thee, God will of her be born
And she clean maid as she was before
To save mankind that is forlorn!
Go cheer her, therefore, I say.

JOSEPH

Ah Lord God, benedicite!                                        160
Of thy great comfort I thank thee
That thou hast sent me this space.
I might well have known, pardee,
So good a creature as she
Would never have done trespass,                                 165
For she is full of grace.
I know well I have mis-wrought.
I walk to my poor place
And ask forgiveness, I have mis-thought.

Now the time is at hand                                         170
That the child is now to verify
Which shall save mankind
As is was spoken by prophecy.
I thank thee, God, that sits on high
With heart and will and mind                                    175
That ever thou wouldst me bind
To wed Mary my wife,
Thy blissful son so near to find
And in his presence to lead my life.

Alas, for joy, I quiver and quake!                              180
Alas, what hap now was this?
Ah mercy, mercy, my gentle mate!
Mercy! I have said all amiss.
What I have said here, I forsake.
Your sweet feet now let me kiss.                                185

MARIA

Nay, let be my feet, not those ye take!
My mouth ye may kiss, iwis,
And welcome unto me.

JOSEPH

Gramercy, my own sweet wife!
Gramercy my heart, my love, my life!                            190
I shall never more make such strife
Betwixt me and thee.

Ah, Mary, Mary, well thou be
And blessed be the fruit in thee,
God's son of might.                                             195
Now good wife, full of pity,
Be not evil paid with me
Though that thou have good right
As for my wrong in sight
To blame you with any sin.                                      200
Had thou not been a virtuous wight
God would not have been thee within.

I acknowledge I have done amiss.
I was never worthy, iwis,
For to be thy husband.                                          205
I shall amend after this
Right as thine own will is
To serve thee at foot and hand
And thy child, both to understand,
To worship him with good affection                              210
And therefore, tell me with halting none
The holy matter of your conception.

MARIA

At your own will as ye bid me
There came and angel called Gabriel
And greeted me fair and said ave.                               215
And furthermore to me gan tell
God should be born in my body
The fiend's power for to fell.
Through the Holy Ghost, as I well see,
Thus God in me will bide and dwell.                             220

JOSEPH

Now I thank God with speech and spell
That ever, Mary, I was wedded to thee!

MARIA

It was the will of God, as I you tell,
Now blessed be that lord who has so provided for me.

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